Monologue - Therapist

"... And then he broke my heart", listen sir,
I know that the animals need a therapist, but i just can't take it anymore. I am tierd of hearing all of the animals complaining; the chimps complaining about how the gorrilas bully them out of their bananas. The lions and the tigers arguing about who is the real king os the jungle. The dolphins and the killer whales are deppressed and are looking for new jobs, and the pandas are just about to go on strike. In fact the whole Zoo is going to go on strike. The hippopotimus is overwieght, the orangutang keeps stealing things and the sharks always fight over who has the biggest fin. This place is spiraling out of control, so i quit, i am no longer going to put up with all of the animals issues. I even have a new job lined up for me, in France.